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Change Your Password Black Tshirt THE SUBTEXT IS IMPORTANTPasswords, like underwear, should be changed regularly. This "Change Your Password" tshirt is great for system administrators and DevOps guys, crammed back in a lightless data center behind closed locked doors. Useful for reminding clueless Users what they should be doing on their own regularly anyways. But you know how often Users do the right thing without your constant intervention, don't you? "Change your password." in white ink on a black, 100% cotton shirt.  

"Declare Variables, Not War." Black T-Shirt  

How About Never Black Tshirt IS "NEVER" GOOD FOR YOU? All  of us have said it (or have wanted to say it) at one time or another. Now your shirt can say it for you. "How about never?" in white ink on a black, 100% cotton shirt.  

I'm here because you broke something Black Tshirt JUST DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING ELSE. There are many  days when the official title that you go by - sysop, admin, programmer, secanalyst, Tech Lead - doesn't fit. Because the job you're doing is basically that of a garbage collector, wandering around after the other users, cleaning up their trash. Am I right? "I'm here because you broke something" in white ink on a black, 100% cotton shirt.  

Not Shy. Just Don't Like You Black Tshirt JUST DON'T LIKE YOU. This shirt announces to the entire world what _is_ and _is not_ wrong with you. Perfect for the more reclusive tribes of the IT jungle. "not shy. just don't like you." printed in white ink on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt.  

Smart Is The New Black Tshirt Show Your Love For The Big Bang Theory TV Show! "Smart is the new..." in white ink on a black, 100% cotton shirt.  

Trust Me I'm An Electrical Engineer Black Tshirt Show Your Pride in being an EE! "Trust Me I'm An Electrical Engineer" in white ink on a black, 100% cotton shirt.